Surfers Paradise

Surfers paradise couldn't be more appropriately named. Surfers is a safe haven for girls, bars, clubs, late night eateries, strip clubs and of course, surfers. The crystal beach ocean line is satiated with beautiful aussie girls who are usually around the age of 18. The bars are as abundant as the waves and the food consists of everything from kebabs to Hawaiian pizza.

One thing you should keep in mind is that the bars in surfers and pretty much most of Queensland won't let you stay in the bar if you are drunk. So, the bartenders can serve you until you start acting like a jerk and a sloppy drunk. I don't know if this is a law or just a fascist attempt by the bouncers to ruin your night.

Cigarettes will run you about $10 (AUS). You can usually find deals on jugs of beer, better known as a "pitchers" to us North Americans. And correct me if I am wrong, but a think a pint is called a schooner.

A maxi taxi is the most convenient way to get to and from the bars. Maxi taxis usually fit about 8-10 people but if you find a cool cabbie, he will be more than happy to put in as many of your friends as possible. Just be sure to give him a nice tip. Though tips are not usually expected in Australia, they are still appreciated. Be cautious of taxi's overcharging you and your party to get to a short destination. Always ask for a flat rate because prices are always negotiable.

Recommended beers: Tooheys New, xxxx, Victoria Bitter
Recomended bars: Melbas, Shooters, The Shack, Beer Garden
Warnings: Bundaberg (quite possibly the most foul tasting alcohol I have ever tried).